Undercover Gringo

paralyzdcitizen3:

I named my wi-fi network for my apartment “icanhearyouscrewing”

Checked nearby networks a couple of days ago.

Someone created a wi-fi network called “Sorry we are too loud”

Love it!

He doesn’t seem to understand the concept that my dating prospects are outside of the conservative small town we live in…

I mean, I’m being totally biased, but he has the other 50% of the population to date. Or rather 50% of the population in where we live.

I only have 10%…and of that, a generally older population of which are distinctively culturally different from myself, making that percentage of those I may sympathize with even smaller. And since where we live is a smaller population, the actual percentage may and probably is smaller.  

I may wanna fuck a grandpa now and again, but what about the prospect of growing old with someone…

Bleh, too many negative thoughts lately. Although, I notice that my best friend does tend to dragoon those close to him. I’m working at his work, his girlfriend is working for his parents, and now another one of his friends is working for us.

I wish I had his gift of gab, but the men of my family have always been dominated by women. So masculine aspects have always been downplayed and seen as negative.

How is it I’m 27 and writing a blog that sounds like its coming from a 16 year old sorority girl…